The original is about homosexuality: here's the one done for heterosexuality, then my favorite, the one for fundies. All from Dispatches from the Culture Wars

What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?

Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyles?

A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?





(THIS IS FROM THE COMMENTS SECTION) by: watercat

What do you think caused your fundamentalism?

When and how did you decide you were a fundamentalist?Is it possible that your fundamentalism is just a phase you may grow out of?

Is it possible that your fundamentalism stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Do your parents know that you are fundamentalist? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

Why do you insist on flaunting your fundamentalism? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

Why do fundamentalists feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyles?

A disproportionate majority of child molesters are fundamentalist. Do you consider it safe to expose children to fundamentalist teachers?

With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable and/or happy relationships among fundamentalists?

Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were fundamentalist?

Would you want your child to be fundamentalist, knowing the problems that s/he would face?