Unsolved Mr. E's WEBL: ......the 3.0 Blog

2010-07-25T16:31:00.001-04:00

So, jenny was mock reading my palm and she says, "Felipe, your gonna have a lot of sex and a long life." Wait....your going to jail soon...

I thought it was pretty good.

Hello Crazy People

2010-07-24T21:43:00.003-04:00

If you are here, then it is because, well, you have decided to take the pill, and these are the effects.

Shout Out!

Just getting blogging again, so if any of my old folks are still around, hello, and its good to 'be back'.

Cheers

I hate us too....

2009-06-20T16:59:00.002-04:00

When ever a wingnut says:

"They hate us for our freedoms"

Just remember, I hate them for their free-dumbs also.

And I hate their expensive dumbs too, like war, festering health care, pestilent social policy (read African Amer---uh, blacks, lati----browns and other placed at risk groups.

What about their economic dumbs? Lets not forget how much that cost us.

Your freedom. Dick weed, we don't have freedom, not me or even you: I can't smoke weed legally and when is the last time you could shoot someone for hitting on your wife or looking "cross funny".

2009-06-12T09:22:00.054-04:00

Okay everyone, here's the setup:

1. Text, then
2. photo of the text.

Love to all.

I got this one from Islands of adventure. Made a cutting
and stuffed it in with the other 20 or so cuttings I collected.
Here's the question: is this stealing?

Persimmon Tree. Can't wait.

One of two figs. I am vegetarian (15+ years, but I see myself
wanting to shoot the squirrels (I don't know what with) if they
think about going for em. Seriously.

Cherry of the Rio Grande. Had some blossoms, so
I should get some fruit.

Another Cherry of the Rio Grande.

Baby tomatoes. They are now longer than I when stretched out.
Salsa, sauce, etc.

Tomatoes, Blueberries and Eggplants. I saw a bumble bee
humping the explant yesterday and it made me think about
bar crushes. Your drunk of sweet honey and you see something you
really like and your like: "Your the one" and it just so happens that
when you see that what you had really isn't what you wanted (there
is another sweet fruit for you just over there) it turns out your nectar
is dry, the flower wasn't really all that attractive and by golly in fact
you just had inter-species sex with a plant that looked like a bee,
but was a dying flower, spruced up ever so magnificently just for that
one moment of orgiastic freedom: using you as a tool to get what they
want.

And this my friends is why I never hump flowers or girls that pretend
they are something that they are not.

Oh, the eggplant is huge by the way.

Aguacate. Water-whatever cate means (not spanish as far as I know).

Avocado! One of three trees slated to produce in next 2-3 years. Hardy
up to like 25 C or something. One of my babies.

These are the oyster logs.

Jasmine covered shed. I always wanted one of these!
Now I am trying to get this stuff to grow along the side of
the house and along the front:

1. Shade from the summer (heat)
2. Looks like I'm rich! and feels like it too!

A second shot cause thesy'ze so nice! The smell
is just beautiful. I wish I could extend the month long
flowering season for this plant, but I actually love
em no matter.

I am forgetting the name of these types- wait iris I
believe. I've got a walkway outside that is lined
with these and lemon marigolds. Love it.

This one is a calla lily I think. Someone tell me
if I am wrong.

Dos gardenias para tu amor. Anyone remember that from
Buena Vista Social Club? beautiful song. One of three gardenias
here. I need more sun!

Over emphasis on the jasmine, but really this is about the
Mad Scientist face I see in this image? Anyone else see it?

Same one from the Island of Adventure field trip with the
kiddies. (I am a teacher new comers, not a parent. The
difference is in the length of suffering.) Smile, my humor
is one reason why my kids love me.

Coming around the bend at the back of the house.
I hate fences, but I actually like the one around my house.
My neighbors are both quite unneighborly and the fence
allows for quiet reflection and naked walking.

Yellow shrimp plants. Only one specimen, but I love it.
They need more sun to plentifully reproduce.

A type of lily, the roots on this bad boy are edible and the flowers
Beautiful. In that little pod is the seed, which I will spread
all over my yard!

This is Suriname spinach. It is not quite as edible as I first tasted,
well at least in salads, but is wonderful in soups! And grows much
easier and hardier than spinach spinach.

Another iris (I think?)

The blueberries. THE BLUEBERRIES.
Three weeks I ate four to ten berries a day.
I think I remember waking up early those three weeks.
No okay, not early, just staying up late to get em in the
sunrise when they are juiciest and cool.

Some kinda pretty colored foliage. I forget the name.
Another cheap plant bought that was gong to be thrown away
for not being ritzy enough. 10 cents a pop.

I think this is lavender. Love the purple blue. LOVE IT.

Fire cracker plant or another kinda sage?
Can't remember. But pretty flowers. This one runs
over the yard if your not careful.

Onion bloom. The seeds are super small tips of each filament
shooting up in the air.

Phallic comment? Anyone?
If I was a art photographer I'd call it:

"Flying Sperm Dolphin"

?????? But its pertty. Its a left over from the previous
owners.

Rose blossom. Im getting tired of doing this typing thing.

Iris. i love how flowers look like bugs. It's so

EVOLUTION. And the beauty of the art of life can be seen in
their comparisons.

Rose bud.

Trumpet man. Trumpet. Don't worry. It doesn't work and can't
be salvaged, so it makes a nice lawn ornament.

Love this flower. I see her once a year and never tell my lovers,
though I believe that they see her too.

Fire cracker cactussy plant. This really was such a ceautiful bloom.

The walkway up to the house. Put in by yours truly. First
one ever.

Bananas. they might just produce this year.

Here is a nice little shot. Looks biggish no?
Check out the pinky for perspective.

bam. Real life hits you this hard sometimes too,
we just gotta smile and know something sweet is
coming either way.

Pineapples tomatoes and beans, and two avocado trees on
the sides of the photo.

The tomatoes around now. They hit my nipples (stop it)
and when pulled reach over me. The first vines are coming now.
On the right hand side you see the other fig tree, and behind it
there are two of the 12 guava trees.

The front street edge of the house.
Two rosemary's
A bunch of oregano,
Two larger angel trumpets, a plumbago, queen's palm,
four guavas, onions, eggplants and tons of flowers. man
I am tired of typing!!

Some pepper plants (yellow, foreground) and the front yard.
Its hard to decipher the peppers, the ochuas (a south american sweet fruit
that is reminiscent of a lime rasberry tomato), the tomatoes, the figs, etc.)

Okay, this morning, I go out and I see one of my
tomato plants is missing all of its leaves. I look and see
a caterpillar the size of my finger (bigger really)
just jabba the hutting it on my plant.
I truly do feel remorse abou the green ones death,
but well.....Maybe next time I'll just move him far away.

Pink Mums.

This was the eggplant flower that the bee was on.

My fist big vine.

Mums the word.

Peace out!

Here are a series of pictures from my garden home: PS! Get of my fucking Lawn everyone thats not naked!

2009-06-11T10:47:00.024-04:00

as promised, more house/yard/plant pics for everyone.

Japanese Magnolia. This tree blooms in the winter
and is a signal that it is time to start your seedlings,
as the sun is rising overhead. Plus its the prettiest
thing in the yard for about three days.

So this phallicy flower is the first stage of of the
flower seen in the next few slides. I just wanted to show the
different stages and the transformation this flower takes.

The front steps. Likely my favoritest place on site.

Angels trumpet. I love em, they are just beautiful!!!

Deadly or hallucinogenic? I personally will probably
never find out. Anyways, who says something can't be both?
Look for the Piccadilly or piccolo or whatever their name is up in the tree.

I don't think there is anything 'wrong' with me. Specially
not for seeing this as an incredibly suggestive and sexually
provocateurish photo. Either that or I have a small penis and
I am overcompensating with this really large flowgina.

Okay. I am weird. And average.

Those are golden cherries. Tomato sauce in
a month and a half.

Mums the word. I got like a hundred different
Mums from Lowe's for 10 cents a piece because the
plants were dead (lo and behold the beauty of death.)

I know this looks like nothing (and I-phone images suck my I-pecker)
but these are ground cherry flowers! MFground cherries!

Relax...You can all share me at once....

I took a cutting of this plant from Island of Adventures on a class field trip.
Threw the cutting (along with like 25 others) in a 2 liter with water, and viola!

Is that stealing?

These plants have an edible root. I'll let you know. Related to
Cala Lilies.

Mushroom Logs, I think these are oyster...Not doing so well.
Shitake soon.

THAT'S A MOTHER LOVING PINEAPPLE
THERE BUCKAROOS. MOTHER LOVING!

I LIKE TO MAKE YOU SALIVATE!!!!

Fire pit, broken green house (tree limb crushed it)
and a cold plunge.

Here are a series of pictures from my garden home:

2009-06-11T10:47:00.001-04:00

"Hello. Welcome" (door opens). On the floor you DFH:

2009-05-02T14:44:00.002-04:00

From Blue Gal

I am so getting one.

Link here: http://www.madeinusaforever.com/cbawiwadomat.html

Now 6 followers, wait M Fos: that's seven crazy people who need some MrE in their lives.

2009-04-30T13:27:00.003-04:00

Well: here we go. First of, I love you all. Seriously, we have shown like 600% increases in readership in the last week and that includes me. I can't wait for the next protest (min, not theirs: it can't always be about correcting stupidity, as much as identifying it). Moving on though, we go to my pledge:

Liberality first: a screen that's not mean, the colors mend scars, blending together to lift us afar.

Why I am happy to have liberality's company on this blog: our definition of liberalism stems from our belief in reflection of ideas and dialogue furthering that reflection. Bend like the reed baby, not the staff.

Also: she says stuff like, Nice to meet you, when properness and civility have been losing face in our nation. We have much to learn from folks that still know what a good hello, goodbye and thank you mean. So thanks Liberality for being civil, as well as cool as shit. have you heard all the toons from her blog/twitter stuff. She's definitely not a "proper" one, though she has refindiness within the freak hippy!, and that's always cool with me, as again, I am all over weird like white on--------- (someone finish that for me).

Next we have Utah Savage:

A lady of green thumb, an archer of eye fun, photography, poems, arts and the like are surely the point in her fine lady dance spikes.

A smoker by trade, a friend to all made, she self describes as the sword with two sides.

A very fine blogger who took this young pup and raised him up. I learned what it was like to help a blogger through the web of the web that made us all friends.

Go read them!!!!

PS to everyone:

2009-04-28T21:33:00.001-04:00

How can I sinc my bloglones account (how I follow 40+ blogs) with my blogger account?

Is there a way?

2009-04-28T21:26:00.002-04:00

5 followers.

Move over Beatles, I'm more popular than Jesus now.

And yes, I will do this for a very long time, maybe each follower, but always with a new quibble.

In fact. I am starting a new program. Per new follower, unless otherwise decided, I will be saying something about them/their blog as a reminder that communication: dialogue, is between and within, not without others.

So Connecticut Man1 you first:

He is likely the only other blogger on here who is drinking a beer right......

wait, let me get it......and light a smoke....

Right Now.

Sierra Nevada for me.

Cheers.

This one is to everyone I'll ever be there for, sorry if I left you out

2009-04-28T21:17:00.003-04:00

This was the first thing I ever webled and I just want to re-post it, well because I got sentimental.

Free the letters.
Free the pen. (keys in this case)
Free the imagery
in your head.

Plant the thought
that lifts us up
Foment its life
With your sacred thought

Sometimes I feel like I can do anything.
With a hole in the bucket my drink still ain't up.
I wanna be there for you
I will be there for you.

adding (on a different day, in a different mood)...

I will be here for me.

I hope we are in the same place.

Additionally: wow, I just really got the impact of writing old stuff and reading it in a different mood. It can help with depression, or make you feel depressed if your not over whatever.

I like reminiscing either way.

2009-04-28T14:21:00.003-04:00

So I got this from WTF is it Now, a site suggested to me by Batguano's 'blogs I read'.

I love this. 2/3 of the people over there in America Hater Land Hate American Norm Coleman. I fully fucking don't like the guy.

Has anyone noticed that his pick from 12th grade looks like the dick head guy in Dazed and Confused. The one that gets in fights. I know, it's not that he looks tough, he just looks like that dickhead.

And I do know that looks mean nothing.

4 Followers!!!!

2009-04-27T17:04:00.002-04:00

I know I am the fourth, but I think I am understanding Republican logic at this point. The important thing is how I look, not the fact that adding myself as a follower is a moot point since, well I am me.

Wow. I'm getting how this works. Let me try again.

"I believe in the theory of Intelligent falling." It's when God wills something to fall. We are all falling towards hell, except for when God's intelligent falling is upping and then we go to heaven, but only if we don't have sex, but allow torture so we can keep our family values."

Wait a fucking minute. This actually hurt my fucking brain to even progress through this logic. I was trying to make a point, but it fucking hurt.

HOW DO THEY DO THIS EVERYDAY? The khannities and limpdoughs and orally's of the world?

But Obama is a Socialist...

2009-04-27T16:04:00.004-04:00

I got this from Liberality. Yo que pasa Liberalidad.

Walled-In Pond instructed me to take this and display it and so I shall.
Now you be sure to do the same...

2009-04-25T22:51:00.005-04:00

Scroll down for the other pictures. I'll get the video up soon.

Full context of my multiple protest is down in the other posts. These are here in preparation for my Crooks and Liars readers that may be coming on over today. Hello all and welcome to Unsloved MrE's Blogstump or whatever the hell it is I called this thing I started last October.

To All:

Peace Love Happiness Forever Everywhere

and finish this sentence in the comments:

I am to "-----" as white is to "--------".

You get an award for being creative/critical/funny/you.

Peace out

My first evaz AWARD on the tubes.

2009-04-25T20:57:00.004-04:00

Someone pinch my mosquito bite is this for real? I haz an award and its for poetry/cross dressing. I wolda started this thing way earlier had I known its market (laughter) value.

Mom, Mom, look what the kids at school gave me today! I love this.

Okay, so here we go:

"One of the things I love about this award is the muscularity of it. It has an industrial, workman-like aspect that appeals to me esthetically and politically--it reminds me of my fondness for the labor movement. I love the wage earning working men and women of this world."

-Utah Savage in all her graceful word seeding of respect and wisdom

1. This award is fucking awesome. I will never wipe my ass with this award and will treat it with the same respect that a crazy Palinista has for the flag. It will be revered from my offspring down to the future where we can finally breed with machines and life becomes a cosmic she-bang of 10001110101001.

2. Have I mentioned how UTAH SAVAGE has graced me with this "Fucking Awesome Award".
Go to her blog, she truly writes poetically and with eloquent tenacity. But seriously, it is her kindness that is most deserving of praise. thank You Utah for helping me blogify my life. here is the link to her blog: http://utahsavage.blogspot.com/

3. (Right now, number three is pending availability of time. I will go and find 7 blogs that truly rock that don't need the hits. All I can say so far is that Connecticut Man1:

http://drinkliberal.blogspot.com/

is one of those blogs.)

4. Again: time. I am in the middle of full time grad school, finals and full time work for the grad school, so these ten will come as promised.

5. Read above.

6. Read my blog for now and you will find out alot about me, but I'll get ten new things down soon.

7. Instructions are included.

These are the rules:
Then the instructions for the 'chosen ones' ;
1.You must brag about the award
2.You must include the name of the blogger who bestowed the award on you and link back to the blogger
3.You must choose a minimum of seven (7) blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. 4.Show their names and links and leave a comment informing them that they were prized with Honest Weblog.
5.List at least ten (10) honest things about yourself.
Then pass it on with the instructions!

Remember, I did not make the rules, I just pass them along.

I am not "receiving" the award until I have done all the rules stuff, at which point I will place the award on my side bar.

Thanks UTAH SAVAGE and here is the link to her again:

http://utahsavage.blogspot.com/

New Assignment form Savage Beauty (Utah Savage)

2009-04-25T20:32:00.002-04:00

Okay gang (pick your colors and your own gang name and go with it, your all inducted, deputized and un-reverse-hannitized), I have received my marching orders.

Assignment "Marriage for All" is in effect. Again, grab your ass chaps as the fundies are about to huff and puff over in Gainesville Florida.

After recently having lost a battle over gay rights in Gainesville, Florida (I am a person, not a gator), the religious right around here (with the help of the Mormon church) is in a tizzy that had some stoking of its fire when the Tea Party came to town. That Tea Party was properly protested and now a new assignment has emerged.

As with most of my street performance, a costume will be involved. I'm thinking (upon Utah Savages advice) that the costume in question will be a WEDDING DRESS. How you ask: well I don't know, but I know I can get one.

My worry is this: where do I go....... Okay so a church it is, but which one? Okay how about Rock Ministries. The name says it all, and those deusche (spelling please, I never use this word) bags over there are horridly rich off donations from their goon squad. They go against everything the bible says about money, idolatry and worldly possessions, and I am sure they are Teh Gay Haters. (PS: I don't believe the bible, but they do and don't follow it).

So I have the place and the time (anytime is good, I just have to make it to the church services).
Now I need a good sign (help) and legalization of marijuana so I can do this baked.

When is mother's day? Maybe my sign can say, "But mom what I really want for Christmas is you to let me get married?"

Or we can just go with "Jesus Loves me. I am the prostitute in the Bible". If we go with this then maybe the teddy would be best.

I don't know but I am posting this because I needz your help on some creativity. I am positive I can get some friends to help me and in fact I am thinking if my friend Ivy will, we can dress her up in my tuxedo (I bought that one for going to court-and it worked well-I got let off because I magiced them and they never saw my record and let me go scott free because all they saw was a guy in a fancy suit-its sad, all the black guys went to jail that day for the same thing-pot). That way it can be like totally mind fucking to them that its a guy and a girl, just not THEIR version of a guy and a girl.

The other issue is this: You know how they say that if gays are allowed to get married then we as a society are gonna start having animal sex? Well I think they might have a point because I want to take this where the tea bagging thing went-to planet wingzarro. My idea is to wear the wedding dress (the wedding dress is in this one Utah, don't worry) with a sign that says, "Now that a Gay in "fill in blank" can get married, can I biblically take my pet donkey for a lover", or something along those lines. This is where I am really counting on you all: is this over the edge? Am I feeding a fire that may back fire, or is this the kind of ridiculousness that we should mock?

Balls in, all the way......

Your Court.

READ ME READ ME READ ME....and comment please.

2009-04-20T19:40:00.000-04:00

I've seen life and I've seen death
Lived the worst and died the best
From all I've seen of light and dark
How can I tell the right from wrong?
My greatest fear is to just let go
of all I fear and all I know.

Behind the illusion I see with my good eye
Is a world where laughter is often cried
The gentle cries are duly laughed
behind a shame of sorrowed craft.

I can't tell anymore who to trust

Not myself around you, I'm full of lust
Not the bankers with our money, they're a greedy bunch
Not the government with laws, they live injustice
Not the preacher with their culture wars, hypocrits
Not the father with his child,
Not the mother hiding false smiles,
So for now I'll trust in me
So for now I'll be, just be
My own role Model.

Blogging is Like Tobacco

2009-04-18T00:24:00.005-04:00

This is my blogging timeline:

Start blogging, blog a bunch, get busy with other stuff, stop blogging, have something of self value to display, blog more, blog a bunch, get busy with other stuff, stop blogging. It's like the seasons where there are different times for different fruits to grow. Right now, I think...I think bananas and blueberries are in season. Feel the breeze.....

So... I put up some pictures that are sure to turn heads. That got me wanting to blog again, then I saw that I now have 3! subscribers and I felt I had to blog just.... something .....for my neglected readership. So here we go yo.....Grab your ass chaps cause its about to get pretty in here!

PS: Nicola, if you are reading this, then you have seen the pictures. Only show to faculty that will not freak out and give me some kinda mind shit freak out. Better yet, keep it away from the faculty. I'll be showing some, select ones only.

----------------------

Okay, lets get back to business. Lets write about..............................................................................................

I joined a dating site. Lets go ahead and write about that since this is suppose to be some kind of public diary, pressure release valve and photo-journal for my memoirs.

Umhhhh. Tic-toc-tic-toc. (Do those toc's have k's?)

Okay. It's weird. A web based dating site is weird- to me -because I am such a personal kind of person. Everything I do- even crappy things (like paying my GRU bill) are all based on interactions with human beings. I go out at a bar and feel like I meet someone new (a friends friend usually) all the time, and I don't mean women, I mean peeps. I've started really taking on a role of interacting with many people lately in my life (it started when I had to step in front of the classroom for the first time and be the leader-can't be too shy in front of kids cause they'll eat you as they laugh at how easy it is to chew you up) and maybe this dating site thing is a new extension of that. Who knows, all I know is that I think its weird, but I'm all over weird like white on republicans.

Put it like this: Its a new experience, and I'm all about new experiences. I'll jump out of a plane, I'll wear drag in front of fundies, I'll streak ...well, anywhere I won't get caught, I'll participate in civil disobedience for the right cause, I'll bartend naked on my birthdays, I'll give prostitutes rides just because, why not?, they need a ride home like everyone else and modeling behavior is the way to teach, heck I've even gone to church with past girlfriends parents for crying out loud! If I can do all these things and feel like I am better of for having done them, then whats so wrong with doing a little web-dating site searching?

As I was reviewing my writing (I abhor that I don't just go with the first draft, but I am an establishment monkey when it comes to proofreading) I realized why I think I went to the date site reality.

Last year was the first year in the last 12 years that I was not in some kind of long term relationship or in between one (a year in between each major relationship for a total of 3 in 12 years for those keeping tabs).

So the last year I've been single. It's been rough, but like..whatever, its been fucking great!
I am the most adulty I've ever been (that is sad because I am soooo not grown up) and have things going really well for me. Life is good. I'm older, but it's never been easier to meet someone if I go out, particularly because I am back in school and not teaching (a reality that made it quite difficult to ever end up going out). I go out and play music and do magic, and study, and these things seem to attract girls. And honestly, they have. I have never "dated", or gone out on dates more than I have in the past year, ever.... So I find myself asking, "What the fuck are you doing going on a web dating site?"...Seriously.

Well, maybe the problem is that everyone I've dated has not worked out, and there is no common thread holding them all together (or is there?).

I think the girls I've dated where awesome, but they weren't....well....they weren't girls I saw myself falling in love with. Or kinda, but not with everything I wanted in a girl. You know? I hate to compare, but I think I did. Two of them were really young too (but cool as shit): 21 and 23. I mean, I know I'm suppose to (according to guy ball/brain theory) love that shit, but no....21 and 23 is young for me now. They are suppose to do things 21 and 23 year olds do, while I'm doing what I do (intellectually astute and mature 12 year old behavior).

Anyways, even for any success (and good, sweet, beautiful times I had), in the end, I wanted to find something, well that fit better, felt better, and gave me that wake up in the morning arms around the girl you love kinda feeling.

Will a web based dating site do that for me? Not at all, but a beautiful person I meet through it might. Plus I get to knock out anyone that doesn't have progressive views (by that I mean views that change when relevant information prompts new thought). And I get to knock out people that are to straight minded (usually, they knock me out of their ranking, but it is a really efficient system, and bless em, I'd rather they do that than me).

Okay, now I am going to come up with a sound bite name for web based dating sites.

Hypermedia
Outreach
Relationship
Nurturing
Yessum

Site
Intended
To
Enrich Experiences

So we can call it the horny site, but only if you are a member. Any non-members do not get to make fun of members.

Oh...PS: should I put the drag picture up on the dating site, or will I never get a response?

2009-04-17T21:05:00.002-04:00

Someone else took this one and one of my doctorate friends calls me up and is like: dude, are you in drag on the internet. That when I knew I might be famous.

My favorite was the 3 older (60 and up) ladies who asked me if they could get my picture. They made my day when one of them said "Nice legs".

Protesting the Teabaggers

2009-04-17T20:51:00.004-04:00

Just remember folks, these are the people that said if Amendment 1 didnt pass, gays were going to go to little girls bathrooms and be "Teh Gay" with them. Flat out lie.

So in stead of getting angry, I participated in my first ever (and I couldn't get anyone to join me) performance protest.

You all want to know what is really crazy? I had at least 3 very attractive girls approach me and start flirting with me because of the way I was dressed. Of course, I was to busy thinking about my performance art to do anything (ok, that's a lie, I was way to shy to actually be engaged in flirting, regardless of whether or not I was in drag).

But here you go you all. Video will be up and coming soon.

The signs read: "Free Teabagging", with a tea bag on an elephants head, and "Support the troops, Pay taxes" (as this was a juggernaut hurled at us liberals for the last 8 years, I thought I'd show them the plank in their eye.... well you know what I'm referencing)...

Anyways, one of the best days so far this year! (PS: no one tell my mom or dad, they would really maybe have a heart attack).

Children

2009-02-21T16:05:00.002-05:00

If I ever have a child, her name will be Luthien. I submit this as a record for all to see.

Peace out homefries

I'm back

2009-01-29T03:19:00.004-05:00

I started really smoking (not that fake pick up my father's old cigarette smoking) when I was fifteen. After the hooker, after the booze and before the weed. I hope when I run for office the people reading this can see the light at the end of the tunnel. I'm just honest and pragmatic in my honesty. Plus Joan Walsh said pragmatic and I like the word. Anyways, fifteen. I remember making a calculation and telling myself that if I ever smoked past the age of 30, I would have smoked for more than half my life. I am 30 and a half.

The word was born,
the seed has fruited,
the bed is made,
my mind not diluted.
I am strong,
The smoke is weak,
I'll fuck it in the ass
week after week. (clearly this is a side effect of the other narcotics that I am on to cope with my other addictions).

Okay, so seriously. I made it. I have been off the ash and hooch for 5 days bitches!!!!

best part (except for my health) is that I texted every woman I knew and asked them to give me a reason for quiting (along attractiveness lines) and boy do I have some funny as shit friends:

here are the highlights:
1. From a smoker: Its a dirty nasty unhealthy habit. If u don'tcare about ur body how u gona care about ours?
2. Intercourse with a smoker is way lame.
3. Batman didn't smoke (I love Batman)
4. Another smoker: Felipe, I am roud of you! It is gross, smelly, kils you and expensive. Day 4 has always been the hardest for me. After my b-day in a few weeks, Im quitting for good!
5. From an ex: I can't tell you it's unattractive but I can tell u it will improve your sexual performance.
6. After saying: Yoo back off, I still smoke: Lol. Your doing a wonderful thing and I just wish I had the wil to do it too. I'm very proud of you;). Keep up the good work.
7. From an ex: Kissing a smoker is ike icking an ashtray.
8. From an onine crush that never met me: yo Feipe youre too sexy to smoke. Stay hot, and stay away from the smoke:) I'm proud of you!
9. And one text in a hot voice saying its so sexy that I don't smoke anymore, etc, etc.

I love you all and I just wanted to share, cause this is some funny ass shit.

Updates as they happen.

2008-12-09T19:18:00.003-05:00

The original is about homosexuality: here's the one done for heterosexuality, then my favorite, the one for fundies. All from Dispatches from the Culture Wars

What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?

Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyles?

A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

(THIS IS FROM THE COMMENTS SECTION) by: watercat

What do you think caused your fundamentalism?

When and how did you decide you were a fundamentalist?Is it possible that your fundamentalism is just a phase you may grow out of?

Is it possible that your fundamentalism stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Do your parents know that you are fundamentalist? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

Why do you insist on flaunting your fundamentalism? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

Why do fundamentalists feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyles?

A disproportionate majority of child molesters are fundamentalist. Do you consider it safe to expose children to fundamentalist teachers?

With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable and/or happy relationships among fundamentalists?

Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were fundamentalist?

Would you want your child to be fundamentalist, knowing the problems that s/he would face?

2008-12-06T17:24:00.000-05:00

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Hero dog

with a soul

2008-12-06T17:19:00.000-05:00

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cca5e8a78a/protect-marriage-protect-children-prohibit-divorce-from-jonathan-smith

Best Video I've ever seen....................

Last one for the day. Not my work. Go to links I have to see whose work!!! EXPLORE

2008-12-01T23:45:00.002-05:00

more comedy

2008-12-01T23:42:00.001-05:00

Humor me Pleaze!!!!

2008-12-01T23:38:00.004-05:00

not my work, but from the links I have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that way

This should just be an add on T.V. that plays over and over again.

2008-10-23T17:20:00.005-04:00

Okay. That's It. This takes the cake. Loop it and poop it, all over the American T.V. airwaves.

Now switching subjects, I'd like to talk to my old American friends. I have found a terrorist amongst us. He is a self described big tall hippie, or code word for Terrorist loving, communist rubbing, afghanistostan ass rubbing marxist, otherwise known as my best friend: DAVE.

He's the afghany wanna be up top, but ladies, that is not all this regular love wonder machine has to offer. He is also a gerbal lover. If you to find gerbals incredibly and undeniably permisable lovers, then this is your gerbal mate, but he is taken. His wife is a wonderful woman and nothing bad can ever be said about her, so moving forward. being married and a desicable man himself, Dave has decided to not cheat on his wife with any sexed identity gender of a similar species, but exosppecies wise, the ball (quite leterally as he is one nutted (like a terrorist acorn nut)) is in play.

I truly love this guy with all my being and can't wait to post his gerbal love diaries. Seriously. I can learn photosho for this reason alone. PS: students: this is all true. ALL OF IT!!! The gerbal part is true, ask Richard Geere.

Tell Me you think all Arabs are 'Evil Doers' and Teh-ra-rits and that Fuhreners are destroying America. Tell me that you damn republican pig.

2008-10-20T16:17:00.002-04:00

This man gave his life, and the woman in here, another darky, gave her man's life.

What did any of the foul mouthed, hate spewing, racist meth head creeps that we have seen at Palin/McCain's racist rally's give to any of us, other than more headaches and problems. I'm a vegetarian, 15 years strong, but I'd take a fucking bite out of these ass's right about now.

Kareem Rashad Sultan Khan, a moment of silence for you and yours. May your soul find unfolding in the everness of life.

I better not run into a fucking retard today. Sometimes I wish Obama really was a Muslim, just so the repignant crowd really could have spilled milk to cry over, and then hopefully, some of them would have a heart attack.

Palin's cry for a 'City Upon a Hill' scares the shit/shite out of me. Wasn't that the line used by Puritan witch hunters???? Like back in the 1600's and 1700's and 1800's. Really. Look it up.

WTF?

2008-10-19T13:40:00.002-04:00

Why is the world so Flagged up? Sarah Palin? What gives.... City Upon a Hill? and who builds this city empress?

Thank the constitution's writers that Bush/Dick are out. I can't even continue. I'll see you later.

From Down With Tyranny

2008-10-18T13:04:00.005-04:00

Can McCain Steal The Election?
God knows they're trying-- primarily by disqualifying hundreds of thousands of voters. What does that say about a political party? That their strategy is not to persuade voters that their positions are best for the country, but to disenfranchise them in as many places as they can. Right now, Republicans are doing all they can to prevent as many people from voting in swing states like Colorado, Virginia, New Mexico, and, of course, Ohio. Just as Diageo comes out with a devastating new national poll showing McCain losing more and more ground the more negative his campaign goes, the Supreme Court, in a 9-6 ruling, may have handed McCain's campaign its death blow by throwing out Republican Party attempts to prevent newly registered voters from voting. What a party! The ScotusBlog has the full story:
The Supreme Court on Friday lifted a federal judge’s order that would have required Ohio election officials to set up new procedures to verify voter registration across the state in the weeks before the Nov. 4 balloting. The unsigned (”Per Curiam”) order is here. The order blunts an effort by the Ohio Republican Party to gain access to registration data that would enable it to challenge voters’ eligibility at polling places.The state GOP had complained that the Ohio Secretary of State had violated her duty, under federal election procedures law, to share with county election boards the lists of voters whose names in a voter registration database do not match data in the state’s drivers’ license files. The GOP argued that the secretary of state had put a stop to required efforts to pass along the non-matching data so that local election officials could deal with it. Lack of matches could be the basis for challenges.They won't give up. Cheating is all they have left and this is their livelihood at stake. They will fight and fight and fight and even after they're whipped, they're keep fighting. We must do the same. And we need to keep calling them on their lies and smears and on their hypocrisy. And there is no Republican goon more hypocritical than Gordon Smith (R-OR)-- and I love the way the DSCC highlighted it today:

LMAO

2008-10-18T12:58:00.002-04:00

Once again, a special thanks to

Down With Tyranny

http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/

I knew there was a reason I am so incredibly intuitive about people!!!! It's cause I am a reject!!!

2008-10-17T16:44:00.001-04:00

Rejection Fosters Intuition
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Rejection can make a person more intuitive. New research suggests individuals who have faced the cold shoulder can more easily spot phony people.
The ability to spot a fabricated smile, exhibited by test subjects who had suffered rejection, could be a relic of our past, the researchers said.
"This seems to be a skill we've acquired through evolution," said researcher Michael Bernstein, a doctoral student in social psychology at Miami University in Ohio. "Living in groups several hundreds of years ago was extremely important to survival. Being kicked out of the group was like death, so they became very good at reading facial expressions and social cues."
A similar, albeit perhaps less lethal, threat occurs when you get knocked out of a clique at school or in the office. In fact, past research has shown social exclusion can make a person cold, literally. And another study revealed that loneliness, at least in older adults, is linked with high blood pressure.
"People these days who are rejected are in a dangerous place because of evolutional pressure to find their way back into a group," Bernstein said.

from TRex

2008-10-17T15:56:00.000-04:00

“Good Point”
October 16th, 2008 by TRex @ 8:37 pm Posted in 2008 Race 9 Comments »
Now with pie!
My Favorite Moment from Last Night’s Debate
October 16th, 2008 by TRex @ 8:09 am Posted in 2008 Race 3 Comments »
It would have to have been this one.

Good Quote

2008-10-17T15:28:00.001-04:00

Stereotypes are devices for saving a biased person the trouble of learning --Author Unknown

Oh yeah!!! Obama and School Tech.

2008-10-15T12:12:00.005-04:00

Obama’s new ad strategyPosted by TexBetsy October 14th, 2008

POSTED AT: http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/

image from Sony Insider

This should get the young folks’ attention!
Obama Targets Battleground States With Video Game AdsTechNewsWorld By Walaika Haskins The Barack Obama presidential campaign has broken ground in a relatively new ad medium: in-game advertising. The candidate has purchased ads that appear as billboards in the Xbox 360 car-racing title “Burnout: Paradise City.
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has taken political advertising into uncharted waters this month. In an advertising first, political ads for the Illinois senator have begun appearing on billboards in “Burnout: Paradise City,” a car-racing video game on the Xbox 360 console.
The game features a multiplayer element in which users can play against each other if they hook their Xbox consoles up to the Internet. When the game is connected to the Web, new advertisements can be placed on billboards that players see as they race through the streets.
Obama’s ad reads “Early voting has begun. Voteforchange.com. Paid for by Obama for President.”

Warning: Post contains sexually explicit content. Do Not Read if you are psychologically, sexually fragile or find topics with sex sinful.

2008-10-15T11:16:00.005-04:00

We got the guitar strummin...
Our vibes are humming...

So. Life is going great. I am writing a research paper with my boss on the use of gaming to instruct in biotechnology in a PBL model. I know. Sounds like huh? But its really quite very interesting (say it snooty like, with a British accent. It feels better and will make you smile). This is the tenth step on a gazillion leg journey. I am on. Watch out scholars. The flipster has arrived. Get ready to roll over and get your belly scratched baby.

On another note. I met someone. Months ago. I thought she was SOOOO attractive. I was like: yeah. She had, seemingly, it all. Actually, maybe more than all of it. There was some luggage in the form of a bipedal ape-like hairy beast she called her fiance. He truly seemed like a darling of a man. Sweet, healthy, young, vigorous and always smiling. I hated his guts from the moment I saw him. The worst is that they seemed like a perfect fit. Needless to say, my crush on her stayed at that superficial level (for many other reasons than stipulated here -that's you Missy).

I kept seeing her here and there in town and thinking, ahhh?, you've allready lost three women that you loved, you can lose her like keys to a car you've never even rode in...or on....or in. She can be a friend. Enter painful truth.

Well: one mans junk is another man's soon to be junk... I mean another man's gain, and as life cruelly and often does, I'm hopin to get me some junk from the trunk of life's irony chest, data file E.........

After resigning myself to the fact that the only person that had sparked one of those "the moment I laid eyes on you feelings" within me for a long time, was in fact someone I would never attempt to, let alone actually approach in that fashion, I find myself sitting with said lovely junk in the trunk designee, my lady of Avalon, whose name is remaining stymied due to "I don't want to embarass myself if one of my friends deciphers this code", listening to her explain to me how she is no longer going to get married.

Fireworks and a harp and a heartbeating shifting in posture are all I remember after that. No really: I was sent into a trance like dreamworld state in which all the priorly fantasized yet denied access wishes flooded through to graph themselves in the visual and sensory screen of my mind. Oh, yeah. My mind. F'ing thing always keeps working and "keeping me out of trouble" with ethics and all that crap. Here: see for yourself.

Now, which is worse: the fact that these two (by all accounts) beautiful people's lives have been dramatically altered and fractured in any forseable way in the near future, or that I am totally excited about this. I mean really? I knew I could be less than righteous, but joy over someone's pain. I am a little uneasy about that.

Now to add onto the never ending dilemma that is my mind's continual cognition: is it any less a measure of a man that not only smiles as he explores thematic romance with one so freshly hurt, but is the true insanity in all this, this: I find a girl who on her wedding day (or close to it, like I said, as she explained her days events, I found myself in la-la land dreaming of going on a date with her) ended her relationship? She's either got some Sarah Palin sized balls there, or is a total f'ing nut like Sarah Palin, and either way, I just can't explain liking anything I just compared to Sarah Palin. Uhhh. I am considering deleting the last two sentences b/c they contain embarracuda's name.

Uhhmm. So, like (valley girl accent) what am I suppose to do?

I know: I'll give it time (so she can have her own time too!), and then like, whenever later, when there is a possibility of it working out, I'll meet that girl at the coffee shop that I have a crush on (either one of them), and it will all be okay because by that time, I still won't be able to date anyone because I won't be over my last girl friend and I'll still be too busy working on my master's and potentially my doctorate, so the only love I'll be seeing will be digital, and no you nasty creatures of tech, I mean digital in the traditional corporeal sense.

Eat it Sex in the City and Sarah J. Parker. I'm writing the new dating, or lack thereof columns from now on!!!!!

Proms gonna be funny looking! Thanks to Mock Paper Scissors for picking up the hilarity

2008-10-13T13:08:00.005-04:00

Quick

someone,

her small

intestine's

coming out

her side!!!

You gotta listen to this song!! Latin Flava!!! Political endorsement for Obama.....

2008-10-13T03:28:00.001-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ycu0sy5RW8

As Tengrain says: Prom is going to be a wee bit different this year

2008-10-13T03:22:00.002-04:00

How can I get music to play while someone views my blog?

2008-10-13T02:53:00.001-04:00

Its all in the title really.....

I can get into this Blog stuff!!

2008-10-13T02:21:00.000-04:00

Okay. So far the emphasis for me has not been professional at all, as my personal life takes presidence over what I do. I am initially attempting to try to give this blog "my feel", a digital essence that will create a psychosomatic painting in your brain. I just think all that imagery is insane and I am lovong this digitoreal projection of my Self.

What a word: Self? Why don't we give it its due gramatical accolade and capitalize it. Are we not important enough to our Selves that we have neglected our own Self respect.

Plus think about it: it makes us feel like elves. Case in point: my S-elf, our S-elves. It is super cool.

Okay. I am gonna go find some cool pictures and musak to add to this here Selfixtentialist extension of my mensacorporeal form.

First attempt at video post

2008-10-13T01:01:00.003-04:00

dig it!!!!

The WORD is born!

2008-10-13T01:00:00.001-04:00

Free the letters.
Free the pen. (keys in this case)
Free the imagery
in your head.

Plant the thought
that lifts us up
Foment its life
With your sacred thought

Sometimes I feel like I can do anything.
With a hole in the bucket my drink still ain't up.
I wanna be there for you
I will be there for you.